Absurdity Ad Infinitum

God hates fags! Love Gods Way!

Donnie Davies is a sad individual.

However, his list of gay bands, or Bands to Watch Out For, is pure Comedy Gold.

A few choice morsels:

Tech N9ne

Ghostface Killah

Eagles of Death Metal

Metallica

Jay-Z

WTF??

And then there are the bizarre:

Twisted Sister (jj) what do you mean, j j ?!?

Marilyn Manson (dark gay) Wait, I thought God hated fags. How is a dark fag any worse?

George Michael (texan) Who knew being Texan made you extra gay?

Ted Nugent (loincloth) …?

The Cure (makeup) Well, duh, makeup?

Britney Spears (kissed Madonna) Thanks for clearing that one up, Donnie!

NoFx (gay punk) just in case you didn’t know what kind of music NoFX is…

And then, well:

Elton John(really gay) What tipped you off? The trailer full of shoes?and finally:

Morrissey(?questionable?) Metallica is gay, but Morrisey’s questionable? Dude…

And just who is this arbiter of all that is Good and Manly?

What?

That’s what I thought.