Donkey Punch

January 24, 2008

Oh no, he di’int!

Via TPM Muckraker:

A couple of days ago, a group called Citizens United Not Timid filed papers with the IRS as a “527” organization.

Wha..wha..WHAT?!? This is an Onion article, right? Total parody? As my boyz from Germany say:

Sadly, No!

Roger Stone had signed on as the group’s assistant treasurer…In addition to this website being blast-emailed to hundreds of thousands of addresses…Stone is counting on T-shirt sales to further serve as “billboard education.” He figures the whole thing will end up taking on a viral nature, thanks to the yuks factor…

Yuk is right. This is beyond the pale.

I toss around curse words like they are going out of style, but come on! This shit’s like school in MLK Day.

No Class.

And who is this Roger Stone?

Do I really need to say anything? Yes, that tatoo is real. No, I’m not kidding.

Stone wants Democrats to know that “if Hillary is the nominee, a hard 527 rain is going to fall”.

I seriously want to kick this guys ass. That is not hyperbole. I want to sneak up on him and jump him in, gang style. And I’m not even a Hillary supporter.
There is something seriously wrong in this country.