Donkey Punch

June 27, 2008

Hoo boy.

Sabrina Poirier, a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as “optical intercourse” — staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as “making eye babies.”

tbogg has the rest.

h/t Righteous Bubba