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March 18, 2008

Poetic Justice

Filed under: Bed Bugs, Bill O'Reilly, Fox News — t4toby @ 1:37 pm

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via nightjar from the NYT:

Bedbugs at Fox News

While grappling with MSNBC and CNN for viewers, Fox News has also been battling a smaller, more insidious enemy closer to home: bed bugs in its Midtown Manhattan newsroom.

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the cable channel had realized it had a problem a few weeks ago, when an employee “caught a bug and showed it to us.”

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…the exterminator inspected the homes of about 20 employees…the exterminator later described one employee’s home as having “the worst infestation he had seen in 25 years in the business.”

Any word on whether bed bugs are attracted to loofahs or falafels? Because I’m pretty sure I know which employee was the dirty bastard.

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Above: These aren’t the worst things they found in O’Reilly’s bed, believe us!

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