Donkey Punch

January 31, 2008

Absurdity Ad Infinitum


God hates fags! Love Gods Way!

Donnie Davies is a sad individual.

However, his list of gay bands, or Bands to Watch Out For, is pure Comedy Gold.

A few choice morsels:

  • Tech N9ne
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Eagles of Death Metal
  • Metallica
  • Jay-Z
  • WTF??

    And then there are the bizarre:

  • Twisted Sister (jj) what do you mean, j j ?!?
  • Marilyn Manson (dark gay) Wait, I thought God hated fags. How is a dark fag any worse?
  • George Michael (texan) Who knew being Texan made you extra gay?
  • Ted Nugent (loincloth) …?
  • The Cure (makeup) Well, duh, makeup?
  • Britney Spears (kissed Madonna) Thanks for clearing that one up, Donnie!
  • NoFx (gay punk) just in case you didn’t know what kind of music NoFX is…
  • And then, well:

  • Elton John(really gay) What tipped you off? The trailer full of shoes?and finally:
  • Morrissey(?questionable?) Metallica is gay, but Morrisey’s questionable? Dude…
  • And just who is this arbiter of all that is Good and Manly?


    That’s what I thought.


    1. George Michael …. Texan??? Since when? I still think Donnie is a parody.

      Comment by grindchopblend — January 31, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

    2. That picture is too classic. He may be a parody.


      Mothereffin’ Ghostface?


      Probably is a joke, but too good to pass up. That list had me in tears more than once.

      Comment by t4toby — January 31, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

    3. Metallica is gay as Christmas. Most Metal bands are.

      Comment by jusrin — February 19, 2008 @ 8:38 am

    4. Christmas is gay?

      Who knew?

      Comment by t4toby — February 19, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

    5. I love how one of the “gay bands” is “Eminmen”. Somebody’s Freudian slip is showing.

      Comment by some guy — February 20, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

    6. At one time I thought that the truth of this list is that it was all of the bands or individuals who turned him on, or were just overtly homosexual.

      Self-hatred is an ugly beast.

      Comment by t4toby — February 20, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

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