Donkey Punch

September 26, 2007

In which we take a break from reality…

We have come to the point in our society where we are really asking the important questions. We, as a species, have decided to tackle the most pressing issues. Take the question of perfect breasts, for example.

Evidently, Mallucci (to whom the article refers to as a ‘scientist’, with no substantive back-up) has…

thoroughly researched pictures of celebrity women to compile images of the best looking breasts

in an effort to…

help plastic surgeons create the perfect looking breasts when clients request some work done on their natural assets.

I do the same thing. On the internet. But I don’t go around calling myself “Doctor”.

Cut to the chase:

This is perfect

And these are “unnaturally round”

If you ask me, I think there’s more plastic than in a Barbie factory in those three pictures. I’d like to think that it would be inherent that ‘perfect’ = natural, but then again, I’m no ‘doctor’.

So why am I blogging about breasts instead of politics? Because I am so fucking tired of the democrats and their total lack of strategy and courage that I decided to write about something comforting, THAT’S WHY!!!1!!ELEVENTYHUNDRED!!