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March 24, 2008

A Case Study

Filed under: Abu Ghraib, Dick Cheney, Fail, GWOT, impeach, Politics, War on Drugs, War on Terror — t4toby @ 1:45 pm

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From the Victorville, CA Daily Press:

With candy sales banned on school campuses, sugar pushers are the latest trend at local schools.

Where have I heard about this kind of thing before?

“It’s created a little underground economy, with businessmen selling everything from a pack of skittles to an energy drink.”

So on one hand in this country, we seek to control the base impulses of our fellow Americans. On the other hand, we have this infinite faith that capitalism is the solution to all problems. It certainly solves problems involving supply and demand.

This has become a lucrative business… and those kids are walking around campus with upwards of $40 in their pockets and disrupting class to make a sale.

I find it most funny that it often seems that the people who want to control our behavior so much (Conservative Christians) are political allies with the Free Market cheerleaders. Strange bedfellows, indeed.

Our War in Iraq is a complete travesty. It is like some think-tank ass hat decided, “Hey, the War on Drugs is going so well, maybe we should have a war on some kind of warfare tactic. Let’s see…War on Attacking the Flank? Too wordy. War on Salting the Earth? Too outdated. War on Terror! Perfect!”

Terrorism is a tactic that is part of asymetrical warfare, to be defined by the side having the upper hand. So when George Washington rebelled, he was a Terrorist to the British, but a hero to the Americans. When an Imperial power declares war on a tactic that it gets to determine…well, you get what you get.

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Both wars are ridiculous on their face. War on Drugs Except the Kind That Have High Paid Lobbyists is more like it. The War on Terror or Anything Darkies Do That We Don’t Like is a tiny bit more accurate.

Both are criminal wastes of our time, energy, and money.

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November 7, 2007

Fuck Nancy Pelosi. (Updated)

Filed under: assholes, Bush's Democracy, Fuck!, impeach, Politics, sycophants — t4toby @ 11:11 am

Fuck Stenny Hoyer.

Fuck Rahm Emmanuel.

I have nothing but anger and contempt for the ‘Leadership’ of the Democratic Party. Assholes, every one of them.

Fuck DiFi. Fuck Shumer.

Fuck!

I will attempt to parse this into something coherent, but for right now, I would like to personally piss in all of their Cheerios.

I have more respect for the Republican Fascists at this point.

I prefer the wolf that dresses like a wolf. At least I can keep an eye on ’em.

These fucking flabberty jibbity spineless wolves in sheep’s clothing?

Fuck ’em.

Update:

Bob Cesca keeps his composure whilst explaining.

He is obviously a better man than I. I have been reduced to a snarling pile of ennui.

November 5, 2007

Remember, remember…

Filed under: Bush's Democracy, impeach, Iran, Politics, Radical!, Revolution, Struggle, war — t4toby @ 1:55 pm

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Happy Guy Fawkes Day, everyone. I thought I’d take today to run down the State of the Union, in honor of the revolutionary spirit.

We already have an acting fascist government.

We are a a hair’s breadth away from starting another disastrous war.

The corporate controlled media is totally complicit in all of this.

Dissent has already been criminalized. They just haven’t started the round-ups yet.

In fact, I think we are one false flag operation from the complete suspension of the Constitution. This would explain why they soldier on on all fronts as if they aren’t going anywhere. No Constitution = No elections.

So call me Chicken Little. Accuse me of being a conspiracy theorist.

I just call ’em as I see ’em.

July 13, 2007

In my estimation…

Filed under: angry cat, Big Dick, Dick Cheney, impeach, kitty — t4toby @ 1:48 pm

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So I’m an estimator. The nature of my work seems to be all or nothing. So lately I’ve been really busy and unable to post much. I apologize to my 2-3 readers for not bringing you daily blogs. When this work load passes, I’ll be better. I promise.

If you haven’t noticed, I’m somewhat fascinated by the Big Dick. I don’t know what it is, I’m just smitten. Maybe its his range. He’s something, alright.

Update: I didn’t put this genius piece of art together. In fact, I forgot where I got it (Nice journalistic integrity, huh?) It does have a watermark, however. I think that clears me of any legal jujus, right?

Update II: The genius in question!!!1!

Update III: The kitty in question:

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This fine photo comes from My Cat Hates You via
Scout.