Donkey Punch

November 19, 2008

Say it isn’t so, Biggus Dickus!

Filed under: Big Dick, Dick Cheney — Tags: , , — t4toby @ 11:19 am


I’ll bet you thought I was finally over my man-crush on the Big Dick.  Not true.

Imagine my surprise when today this headline pops up:

US Vice President Cheney indicted by Texas grand jury

Really? Indicted? Texas? I’m grabbing some popcorn.

A local Texas grand jury has indicted Vice President Cheney and former US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on charges connected to alleged abuse of inmates in a private prison system…

To the undisclosed location!

Cheney is charged with engaging in an organized criminal activity related to the vice president’s investment in the Vanguard Group, which holds financial interests in the private prison companies running the federal detention centers.

Cheney? Organized Crime? You’re shittin’ me, right?

It charged that Cheney had a conflict of interest and was responsible for “at least misdemeanor assaults” on detainees.

At least.

We all know that Bush the Lesser is going to pardon everyone for everything come January. But it’s nice to see some people actually striving for justice.

(Pancake image courtesy of Dan Lacey.)



  1. Is Dick wearing a pancake on his head?

    Comment by Sallie — November 20, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

  2. Check out the link at the bottom of the page. The guy paints everyone with a pancake on their heads. In miniature format.

    Comment by t4toby — November 20, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

  3. Dick says “hrumphhh” grumble, fuck off you assholes”….. smirk.

    Comment by Scout — November 20, 2008 @ 10:28 pm

  4. the pancake portraits are inspired by oolong the fabulous japanese rabbit, right? the one whose owner trained it to balance things on its head, including pancake-looking food?

    Comment by sarah — November 24, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

  5. I think so. The site is funny. he had the leg lamp from the Christmas Story with a pancake on it.

    Now that’s what I call iconographic!

    Comment by t4toby — November 25, 2008 @ 11:18 am

  6. This proves that asslaska has now replaced texass as the capital of stupidfuckastan. If texass keeps doin’ things like indicting dick, they will suddenly start looking normal…

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

    Comment by ClapSo — December 2, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

  7. I’m not sure one mavericky prosecutor is going to fix Texas. But it’s a start.

    Comment by t4toby — December 3, 2008 @ 10:36 am

  8. HOUSTON (Reuters) – A grand jury in South Texas indicted U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and former attorney General Alberto Gonzales on Tuesday for

    Comment by cheney indictment — December 14, 2008 @ 6:38 am

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