Donkey Punch

June 27, 2008

Hoo boy.

Sabrina Poirier, a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as “optical intercourse” — staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as “making eye babies.”

tbogg has the rest.

h/t Righteous Bubba

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10 Comments »

  1. wanna?

    I already did.

    Comment by Duros62 — June 27, 2008 @ 11:09 am

  2. You are obviously not Pensacola State material.

    Comment by t4toby — June 27, 2008 @ 11:10 am

  3. That’s cool that your blogroll includes commenters from Sadly!

    Now i wish I had a blerg.

    Comment by Duros62 — June 27, 2008 @ 11:10 am

  4. You could start an i-secks blog.

    Comment by t4toby — June 27, 2008 @ 11:11 am

  5. I make eye babies!!!!

    Comment by grindchopblend — June 27, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

  6. Whew. That’s not nearly as bad as the image which popped into my head when I read the words “optical intercourse”

    Comment by Cangrejero — June 27, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

  7. Is that anything like skull fucking?

    Comment by t4toby — June 27, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

  8. Why yes, yes it is.

    Comment by Cangrejero — June 27, 2008 @ 3:49 pm

  9. If only we could get these jesus nuts to stop having real sex. Maybe they would die out and leave the rest of us in peace…

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

    Comment by ClapSo — June 27, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

  10. Hear, hear, Clapso.

    Unfortunately, they are trying to do the opposite. Ever hear of the Quiverfull movement?

    They are trying to outbreed us.

    Comment by t4toby — June 30, 2008 @ 8:24 am


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