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May 8, 2008

My Candidate Sucks.

Filed under: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politics — t4toby @ 7:33 am

h/t Complex

Yes, you read that right. My candidate sucks. He’s a politician with the ambition to want to be President. That right there makes him possibly criminally insane and why I like the above take on Bogey Down Production’s Criminal Minded. He comes from Chicago, which may be the most politically corrupt city in America. He speaks in platitudes that are long on rhetoric and short on details. Once again for my slower readers, HE’S A POLITICIAN!!!

Hillary Clinton sucks too, for variations on the themes I stated above. SHE’S A POLITICIAN!!!

John McCain, on the other hand, is the definition of the Banality of Evil. He is a genuine threat to the free world, because unlike George ‘I Don’t Have a Fucking Clue’ Bush, McCain thinks he knows things. He Doesn’t. He knows just enough to be dangerous to all life on this planet.

So here’s the deal. I will vote for the Democratic candidate. Period. I hope you do the same.

When we beat McCain in November, it’s open season on anyone, (R) or (D). Until then, can we postpone the circular firing squad?

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9 Comments »

  1. You’re right of course. Although I still worry that Diebold will elect who they want….. still, we gotta try.

    Comment by grindchopblend — May 8, 2008 @ 8:38 am

  2. from huff post:
    Obama Strategy To Beat Clinton: Ignore Her

    Comment by grindchopblend — May 8, 2008 @ 9:56 am

  3. Until then, can we postpone the circular firing squad?

    Absofrigginlutely.

    Comment by Cangrejero — May 8, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

  4. Remember, Chicago might the the most corrupt large city in the country. Lotsa those smaller ones are really bad.

    Also, since you asked (At The Hunting of the Snark, but why waste SusanoT’s electrons?) I been rendered homeless. You could check my web log for other grim details, if you gave a shit. I barely do myself.

    I’d been thinking of making a Sadlies bogroll [sic]. But now maybe I won’t.

    Comment by Malignant Bouffant — May 9, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

  5. uhhh…. i really don’t know why I posted that link in this comment thread…… maybe I thought I was pasting something else in there… brain damage strike again!

    Comment by grindchopblend — May 13, 2008 @ 9:48 am

  6. Don’t blame me, I’m voting for Nader again.

    If you vote for mclintbama you’ll be sorry!

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

    Comment by ClapSo — May 13, 2008 @ 5:20 pm

  7. In order to keep the discussion rolling, you might wanna read this new post of mine hehehehe

    http://clapso.wordpress.com/2008/05/20/obama-is-a-vote-spoiler/

    Let me know what you think t4toby…

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

    Comment by ClapSo — May 20, 2008 @ 9:07 am

  8. Thank you for stopping by my blog. Thanks also for you comment. I have answered it on my blog…

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

    Comment by ClapSo — May 20, 2008 @ 10:20 am


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