Killer Terrorist Vacuum Cleaners (Updated! with Proof Of the DFHIslamospiracy!!!1!)

h/t Kargo X at the Great Orange Satan:

Terrorist groups may soon deploy killer robots against unsuspecting civilians, a British researcher warned Wednesday.

But I thought we only had to worry about swarthy suspicious looking foreigners.

“With the current prices of robot construction falling dramatically and the availability of ready-made components for the amateur market, it wouldn’t require a lot of skill to make autonomous robot weapons,”

This sounds terrible!

That may sound farfetched, but in fact iRobot, which makes the Roomba cleaning robots, also makes bomb-defusing and surveillance robots for the Pentagon…The company encourages reprogramming of the Roomba, and has even created a special version strictly for hackers and tinkerers.

Wait, I’m confused. Are we worried about hackers, tinkerers, or terrorists? Maybe the hackers and tinkerers are darkies?

Take it away, Kargo:

Ah ha! Islamovacuums! Tiny, frisbee-sized Islamovacuums on wheels that will follow us home if we leave Iraq, and suck up all our Freedomz™, which they hate!

Don’t laugh! If it can seek and destroy dust bunnies, it can establish a worldwide caliphate! Be warned! Beeeee waaaaaaaarned!

The face of 21st Century terrorism. Look closely. You never know when you may have to use this information :

UPDATE!

Proof that the Terrorists and the DFH’s are in cahoots!:

Yep, you got that right. A robot vacuum cleaner designed to work using hydrogen cells while growing a plant.

The Horror!