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February 29, 2008

Killer Terrorist Vacuum Cleaners (Updated! with Proof Of the DFHIslamospiracy!!!1!)

Filed under: Killer Robots, Snark — t4toby @ 10:06 am

h/t Kargo X at the Great Orange Satan:

Terrorist groups may soon deploy killer robots against unsuspecting civilians, a British researcher warned Wednesday.

But I thought we only had to worry about swarthy suspicious looking foreigners.

“With the current prices of robot construction falling dramatically and the availability of ready-made components for the amateur market, it wouldn’t require a lot of skill to make autonomous robot weapons,”

This sounds terrible!

That may sound farfetched, but in fact iRobot, which makes the Roomba cleaning robots, also makes bomb-defusing and surveillance robots for the Pentagon…The company encourages reprogramming of the Roomba, and has even created a special version strictly for hackers and tinkerers.

Wait, I’m confused. Are we worried about hackers, tinkerers, or terrorists? Maybe the hackers and tinkerers are darkies?

Take it away, Kargo:

Ah ha! Islamovacuums! Tiny, frisbee-sized Islamovacuums on wheels that will follow us home if we leave Iraq, and suck up all our Freedomz™, which they hate!

Don’t laugh! If it can seek and destroy dust bunnies, it can establish a worldwide caliphate! Be warned! Beeeee waaaaaaaarned!

The face of 21st Century terrorism. Look closely. You never know when you may have to use this information :



Proof that the Terrorists and the DFH’s are in cahoots!:


Yep, you got that right. A robot vacuum cleaner designed to work using hydrogen cells while growing a plant.

The Horror!



  1. I want me one of those hydrogen vacumes…

    Comment by grindchopblend — February 29, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

  2. Because you’re a DFH!

    Comment by t4toby — February 29, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

  3. Well, let me see. If the armed forces are to provide cover against “all enemies, foreign and domestic”, WTF good are they if the balloon goes up in the USA when even the fricking Coast Guard is in Iraq ?

    Comment by opit — March 21, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  4. Your “Islamovacuums” is quite similar to Jeff Dunham’s “Achmad the dead terrorist” . Go check it out at Youtube,hilarious.

    Comment by Mr Cleaner — May 14, 2008 @ 10:56 pm

  5. LOL The Hydrogen Robot Vacuum Cleaner was funny until I looked it up and saw that you were not joking. I am a fan of the robotic vacuums, but this might just be taking it kind of too far. Well at least the growing the plant part it…

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