Donkey Punch

January 25, 2008

Suck it in, Baby!

Filed under: assholes, Gay, No Class, Not Funny, Politics, Roger Stone — t4toby @ 1:50 pm


I’ve made a friend.

Yesterday, in a fit of, well, a fit, I penned these words:

I seriously want to kick this guys ass. That is not hyperbole. I want to sneak up on him and jump him in, gang style. And I’m not even a Hillary supporter.

I know, I know, how juvenile could I be? But look what I found lying in my comments section this morning:


Try it, I never met a candy ass liberal who’s ass I couldn’t kick.

Bring it on- just tell them where to pick up your body

Roger Stone

Comment by Roger Stone — January 24, 2008 @ 9:00 pm | Edit This

The comment info/whois was inconclusive, but the tone seems to fit this assclown’s modus operandi. So I thought I’d find out a little more about my new BFF Roger Stone.

Roger Stone started as a political operative for Richard Nixon at age 19. He is widely regarded as the youngest of the Watergate ‘tricksters’. (Way to hit the ground running, dogg!)

From the Weekly Standard article entitled Roger Stone, Political Animal:

He has dabbled in at least eight presidential campaigns, everything from working for Nixon’s Committee To Reelect the President (CREEP) in 1972, to helping stage the infamous 2000 Brooks Brothers Riot in Miami, where angry Republicans in loud madras shorts and pinstriped suits helped shut down the Miami recount. (Stone was directing traffic by walkie-talkie from a nearby van.)

The hits just keep coming! Seems he’s always been quite the joker when it come to acronyms.

He was also caught up in a scandal involving a swingers site, his wife, and a request for athletic men. As far as I’m concerned, that is his business, but I did glean the lead off picture of this post from that tawdry affair.

Then there’s the tat of Nixon:
I know, I know. Once you see something, it can’t be unseen. I’m sorry.

Putting aside the obvious homo erotic implications of putting a man’s face between your shoulder blades…Nixon? I’ll bet he’s a hit at Leather Night Wednesdays.

Politics is an ugly game. Roger Stone is the face of modern American politics.



  1. […] P2P Blog wrote an interesting post today on Suck it in, Baby!Here’s a quick excerptI’ll bet he’s a hit at Leather Night Wednesdays. Politics is an ugly game. Roger Stone is the face of modern American politics. […]

    Pingback by Politics » Suck it in, Baby! — January 25, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

  2. oh dear god….

    Comment by grindchopblend — January 25, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

  3. At first glance I thought you wrote “widely retarded.”

    Comment by ? — January 29, 2008 @ 11:20 pm

  4. Stone took out Eliot Spitzer- who won and who lost?


    Comment by Andy — March 17, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

  5. Dude. Spitzer was a sitting duck who consequently saw the error of his ways and stepped down. He got what he deserved, and he acted honorably in resigning.

    Unlike your boy Vitter or your Uncle Craig. Dem gets busted, steps down. Rethuglican gets busted, obfuscates.

    Stone is a slimy smear merchant. He has no redeeming qualities that I can see, unless you’re a swinger.

    Comment by t4toby — March 18, 2008 @ 7:57 am

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: