I am certain that dwelling on the madness warps my brain. So let’s talk Japan. Specifically, Japanese fads.
Evidently, cell phone charms are all the rage in Japan. So naturally, being Japan, they take it to another level:
Wow, Kewpie is tied up with a cell phone strap string! It’s strange that Kewpie still smiles… He / She likes to be bondaged??
Now that is some fucked up shit right there! Pills? Syringes? Fire? And what is that dude doing under the table!?!
I’m guessing that something in there reacts with oxygen to make CO2. So from almost criminally perverse to pointlessly brilliant. That’s Japan for ya…