Donkey Punch

November 21, 2007

Strap-ya World

Filed under: Diversions, Not Politics — t4toby @ 10:33 am

I am certain that dwelling on the madness warps my brain. So let’s talk Japan. Specifically, Japanese fads.

Evidently, cell phone charms are all the rage in Japan. So naturally, being Japan, they take it to another level:

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Wait, what?
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Wow, Kewpie is tied up with a cell phone strap string! It’s strange that Kewpie still smiles… He / She likes to be bondaged??

Now that is some fucked up shit right there! Pills? Syringes? Fire? And what is that dude doing under the table!?!

But here’s something that isn’t quite as painful to mull over. Hermetically sealed Plant Cell Phone Charms:
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I’m guessing that something in there reacts with oxygen to make CO2. So from almost criminally perverse to pointlessly brilliant. That’s Japan for ya…

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5 Comments »

  1. ?

    Comment by hotmama — November 30, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

  2. I want the Pink Seal Taser
    http://www.strapya-world.com/products/20057.html

    Comment by grindchopblend — December 13, 2007 @ 10:39 am

  3. the little plant is in a glass bottle, it breakes really easily and i cried

    Comment by frank — February 21, 2010 @ 2:58 pm

  4. im a girl, frank is NOT my real name

    Comment by frank — February 21, 2010 @ 2:59 pm

  5. that’s funny, ‘frank’. I was just thinking about getting one of those.

    Comment by t4toby — February 22, 2010 @ 9:15 am


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