Donkey Punch

October 1, 2007

No She Didn’t!(Updated)(UPDATED again)


Is Godwin’s Law automatically invoked in the presence of an Iron Kross?

Hello, intrepid reader. Today we are going to play a game called, “Who is this, and what do you suppose it is up to?”

So here are your choices:

A. Miss Drag International, speaking out about the world AIDS crisis

B. A man inexplicably dressed as a poor interpretation of a Nazi

C. Possibly the ugliest man in the Red Light District, EvAr!!!1!

D. Debra Cagan, Deputy Assistant Secretary for Coalition Affairs to Defense Secretary Robert Gates

Figured it out yet? I’ll wait…

Okay, okay, if you are familiar with multiple choice tests, you’ve probably figured out that although A, B, and C make much more sense, D is the correct answer.

I am not normally too quick to call a horse, a horse, of course, of course. Lookism for lookism’s sake is pretty nasty. But when the lookie is a neocon hack, and Fantasically Ugly, to boot… Well, then, it’s just too easy..

I have to get this out of the way. How can we have an upper level undersecretary at the Pentagon who has so obviously had a sex change? This is a man. Period.


When they said they were sending out the shock troops to deliver the message…

Do I have a problem with transsexuals? Do I have a problem with ugly? No, and no. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that the Pentagon would have such a person employed, but, Hello? Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell? You don’t have to ask. The bizarre silver scarf covering his adam’s apple is all you have to tell me. And besides, I’d be afraid to ask it anything.

In fact, I’m thinking of e-mailing Ann Coulter and letting him in on the fashion tip:


Enough of that. So (Ms.) Cagan is one of Bush’s Senior (Women) Officials. I normally would have quickly averted my eyes when presented with such an image and moved on. But this little administration whack job managed to distinguish (her) self. Take it away, Daily Mail:

Britsh MPs visiting the Pentagon to discuss America’s stance on Iran and Iraq were shocked to be told by one of President Bush’s senior women officials: “I hate all Iranians.”

Classy broad, eh?

“She seemed more keen on saying she didn’t like Iranians than that the US had no plans to attack Iran,” said one MP. “She did say there were no plans for an attack but the tone did not fit the words.”

That’s not all that ‘doesn’t quite fit’.

Another MP said: “I formed the impression that some in America are looking for an excuse to attack Iran. It was very alarming.”

I love me some British Humour. The English can say just about anything in that deadpan of theirs. So I’m not quite sure which of these two quotes are funnier. Maybe you could let me know, in the comments, which one you prefer.

“It was very sobering to hear from the horse’s mouth how the US sees the situation.”


“She is very forceful and some of my colleagues were intimidated by her muscular style.”

I really am convinced that the British are the funniest people in the world.

h/t to el_cid @ Sadly, No!


This is not the outfit she wore to dress down the MPs. This happens to be from a 2005 Hungarian Embassy event. Still…


The Sadly, No! peeps got an e-mail from someone who was there the night the picture was taken. Comedy Gold!



  1. Oh there is no debate the British are the funniest people in the world.

    Bill Maher is going to have a fucking field day with this.

    Comment by Dhalgren — October 1, 2007 @ 4:13 pm

  2. This explains a lot about those neocons. All that hormone therapy really screws up your moods.

    Comment by jeremy — October 2, 2007 @ 6:15 am

  3. u can hide a lot of stuff, but u can NEVER hide the knuckles. seriously, i don’t have a problem with neocons not getting good hormone therapy, nor with transexuals per se, (God knows it makes more sense than not getting corrected plumbing), but they should try to get good psychotherapists as part of the deal, that would contribute to world peace

    Comment by HQ19:7 — October 2, 2007 @ 6:41 am

  4. Cagan the neocon attends a Hungarian ceremony remembering the Hungarian uprising against the Soviet communists. Huh, that does not computes.

    The neocons are Trotskyites. Secular Jewish communists. The same crowd that murdered millions under Stalin. The Hungarian right wing (some fascist) revolted against the communists.

    Why did a US neocon (neo communist) attend an event that was anti communist when neocons ARE communists?

    The insane remark about Iran may or may not be true (consider the source, or lack thereof), but it’s consistant with neocon doctrine. I just can’t figure out the Hungary thing.


    Comment by a drop in the ocean — October 3, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

  5. I’m having trouble understanding how neocon = communist.

    I think neocon translates to “New Conservative”.

    They seem to resemble Libertarians (Randroids) with an Authoritarian bent.

    Comment by t4toby — October 3, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

  6. I thought neocon = nazi.

    Comment by M — October 3, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

  7. Godwin’s Law! Godwin’s Law!!!1!

    Comment by t4toby — October 3, 2007 @ 4:23 pm

  8. While most see the Decider and his gang of thugs (Zionists) as resembling Hitler, a more accurate analogy is Stalin. Either way, it isn’t pretty. Totalitarian is totalitarian, no matter the ideology, and it’s all antithetical to the American republic and constitution, or as JFK would have put it, freedom and independence.

    War Party’s leftist and elitist roots exposed

    Comment by a drop in the ocean — October 3, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

    War Party’s leftist and elitist roots exposed

    Comment by a drop in the ocean — October 3, 2007 @ 5:43 pm

  10. Liberals wanna say Ann Coulter is a man in drag because none of you are man enough to face her or debate her. You girlie men just scatter in all directions from her. It’s not like you can win a debate with her……

    Comment by Cato Uticensis — October 6, 2007 @ 10:01 am

  11. Oh, Cato.

    Google Gary Ruppert.


    I dream of debating, and wiping the floor with mAnn Coulter.

    Comment by t4toby — October 7, 2007 @ 2:16 am

  12. I just have to ask, how naive some of you can possibly be? Do you honestly believe that if a person with that much status had actually said something as offensive as that, that they would still hold the position they have? There has never EVER been any proof that she ever said any of the offensive things published. Publish unattractive photos of yourself and see how people respond. If you want to criticize her, see her in person first. No, I totally agree this is NOT a flattering photo at all, but she is an extremely accomplished woman and one of the most intelligent people you could ever be privileged to meet. She is smarter and more successful than many of you could ever dream.

    Comment by Skeetz — July 29, 2009 @ 2:57 pm

  13. In the Bush regime? Was anyone held responsible for any irresponsible war mongering, at any time, ever during this period?

    I remember being called a traitor for saying the Iraq War was criminal. I remember being called unpatriotic for saying that war was wrong. I was called all manner of names for saying what I felt. So if this person of privilege, this person who is so smart and successful can’t take the heat from one of the lowly peasants (who, by the way, pay her salary) then tough.

    Prove to me that she didn’t say that she hated Iranians and that she wasn’t a vile war monger, and I’ll gladly pull this post. There must be a transcript. Otherwise she gets to stand for all the horror and immorality we have rained down on the regular people of the Middle East.

    Comment by t4toby — July 29, 2009 @ 3:14 pm

  14. LOVE this writer.
    I am a genius or at least borderline (genius), and even on trillions of pages of the www it’s hard to fund true brilliance . . . (We genius find life very lonely and saddening at the top of the god-only-blessed-me-with-smartness, cursed game. Ooops, I got good looks too; ooops again, they do no good for an unemployable, super rebellious, bearded, dark male, who is not gay either :)).

    Of all the comics and bloggers, or whatever., this t4toby takes the cake . . .
    Things I wrote have been praised with replies such as “every word was a diamond”, and here, for the first time I can remember; I must pass the praise. I laughed loudly at EVERY word!
    Shut the fuck up detractors; this is the bible, stop defending the OBVIOUS and scary ignorance of this huge bitch (for example).

    Thanks ttobyt.

    PS. Drop in the Ocean of insanity! Didn’t mummy tell you that you can twist ideas and words to mean ANYthing. Night is day, the sky is the ground, jesus walks on water, Skeetz and Cato have their arses where there mouths (or hands) should be . . .

    Comment by David — June 14, 2010 @ 12:35 am

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