Donkey Punch

September 19, 2007

Where’s the Dick?

Filed under: Big Dick, Dick Cheney, Hypocrisy, Politics, war — t4toby @ 3:59 pm

Big Dick!!!1!

Am I the only one who has noticed how quiet the Big Dick has been recently? His belligerent bellicosity has been conspicuously absent from the recent General and Pony show.

Maybe the Heartless One has died because the thing that they put in place of his heart could only run for so long on the black oil that courses through his veins.

Or maybe he’s having a nonstop masturbatory orgy called ‘Planning for War with Iran’. Or maybe he’s just eating puppies. You know, Rumsfeld never did forgive him for winning the wiener.


1 Comment »

  1. the less i see of the Dick, the better. But it does make you wonder what’s up.

    Comment by cognitiveD — September 20, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

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