Am I the only one who has noticed how quiet the Big Dick has been recently? His belligerent bellicosity has been conspicuously absent from the recent General and Pony show.
Maybe the Heartless One has died because the thing that they put in place of his heart could only run for so long on the black oil that courses through his veins.
Or maybe he’s having a nonstop masturbatory orgy called ‘Planning for War with Iran’. Or maybe he’s just eating puppies. You know, Rumsfeld never did forgive him for winning the wiener.