Comments on: U.S.S.R? Yes we are.

By: protected static

protected static — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:12:42 +0000

Ma-Po tofu FTW. Mmmm.

Of course, most vegans aren’t gonna be too hip on the whole tofu-with-pork-and-oyster-sauce thing, but hey… more for me.

Mmmm. Sweet, sweet, glorious pig.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:35:24 +0000

I was just letting the carnivores have their fun.

I like it fried.

By: sarah

sarah — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:34:52 +0000

heating tofu with soy sauce and extra sharp cheddar cheese melted on top, when served on whole wheat toast with a teeny bit of mayonaise (and possibly sprouts and avocado) seems to be pretty decent something to do with it.

By: zeppo

zeppo — Sat, 31 May 2008 13:15:22 +0000

It is my sincere belief that tofu is wallpaper paste that has gone past its expiration date. They have to find SOMETHING to do with it.

By: ClapSo

ClapSo — Sat, 31 May 2008 04:54:11 +0000

I prefer to fatten up my vegans with tofu. This seems to be their natural foodstuff.

Tofu is also an otherwise completely useless, tasteless byproduct of an unknown agrarian industrial process. Feeding tofu to edible vegans is therefore very efficient.

The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

By: grindchopblend

grindchopblend — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:32:49 +0000

Not to mention, the easy access to all those Russian brides….

By: t4toby

t4toby — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:42:54 +0000

Dammit, Travis.

Thanks for reminding me.

Clapso-

I hear the corn fed vegans taste the best.

By: Travis

Travis — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:22:12 +0000

The worst part is, the whole police infiltration thing isn’t even secret anymore. They can do whatever they like, as long as they announce it first.

To counter this, something cool I saw today: by Bryant Park the NYPD had a recruitment table set up. No less than 20 feet away, two young people with shirts and fliers reading “We Are All Sean Bell”. The cops looked SO annoyed.

P.S. if this was the USSR, we’d all have free health care.

By: ClapSo

ClapSo — Fri, 30 May 2008 09:27:20 +0000

I for one want an end put to those “vegan pot lucks”. It gets the vegans all energetic and I have a harder time catching and cooking one for dinner.

As to the rest, you know who has been bitching a storm and fighting the power elite dogs FOR DECADES.

All ya gotta do is vote for him.

BTW, always cook your vegan medium rare. They get stringy and flavorless if overcooked.

The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

By: t4toby

t4toby — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:43:46 +0000

Don’t worry. Choppy is hard to understand if you don’t understand that she is almost always snarking/being sarcastic/being a smartass.

Its how she rolls.